The Time Murderer

Vivint Gives Back!

2011-05-28T20:52:00.000-05:00

2010-10-11T18:01:00.002-05:00

2010-10-11T17:34:00.001-05:00

2010-10-10T01:18:00.001-05:00

http://bit.ly/c8SHPZ

2010-04-15T20:01:00.000-05:00

Please Tweet: #AmericaWants @TWLOHA to get a full-page ad in USA TODAY.

2010-04-15T19:40:00.002-05:00

http://www.twloha.com/events.php

MEET YOUR MEAT

2010-01-22T21:11:00.002-06:00

Get free stickers at peta2.com

This video is one of the main reasons I went vegetarian.

2010-01-18T21:31:00.001-06:00

2010-01-18T16:39:00.002-06:00

www.twloha.tumblr.com

2010-01-17T21:23:00.000-06:00

2010-01-17T19:29:00.000-06:00

A few clicks will help @TWLOHA win $1 Million for suicide prevention. Please share this with others. Vote here:http://bit.ly/7si7Be

formspring.me

2010-01-17T00:02:00.001-06:00

Speak up or forever hold your peace. http://formspring.me/PikiPwnage

formspring.me

2010-01-16T22:16:00.001-06:00

Ask me something, I'm bored. http://formspring.me/PikiPwnage

2009-11-23T01:23:00.001-06:00

Whatever, y'know?

2009-09-02T20:21:00.001-05:00

So hello world. Long time, no see.
I'm pretty sad about this whole DJ AM thing. I mean he's not supposed to die. He was too rad for that. All the cool people die.

ARE YOU GONNA GO SEE THIS?!
http://www.ageofstupid.net/
I HAVE to. It's right before my birthday too. It's gonna be so epic, I can tell.

Hey, why hasn't Thom Yorke been knighted? Sir Thom Yorke sounds so rad. He probably would turn it down though. But, y'know, still.

I should start a vlog, right? It'd probz be pretty much awesome.
I could be, like, a YouTube celeb. I bet I would too. I'm just that awesome.

I gotta try that. See ya.

----------------
Now playing: Radiohead - Pyramid Song
via FoxyTunes

WHAT'LL HAPPEN IF I GET SWALLOWED BY A HORSE TELL ME PLZ

2009-08-19T15:13:00.001-05:00

This email was sent to me today through the website Yahoo Answers, where users ask questions and other users can respond. I stared at it for 10 minutes, wondering if I should just shoot myself and get it over with.

"sorry if I bother you, but I saw you had some pretty cool answers and I wanted to ask something I don't want to spam the community with the same question, just got bad answers there. My name is Lucas, I asked about a bet I had with my friends after seeing a cartoon. What would happen to me if it would be possible that my friends could shrink me to ant size, and our stallion Max would swallow me after my friends would put me into his water bowl. I know a horse is a vegetarian so it can only process plant foods. I told my friends that I believe that I could easily pass through Max without any harm to me and I would prove my friends wrong, who said Max would just convert me into his poo, what I don't understand, Max and I are best friends and he would never do any harm to me. I also told Max about my idea so he would know all about it. The only problem I see is that my friends would need to hold a bucket under him when he lifts his tail to save me from the ground. My friends would need to grow me back to normal size of course and my friends would make a very stupid face seeing me again. Maybe you could help me and write a more detailed little essay about my journey to my eMail here on Yahoo answers (email removed) so I have to know the stations I would encounter through Max and what would be happen and where would I be and how the end would be and so on. I really hope there will be something like a shrink ray in the future so I could prove them wrong.
Thank you!"

I try to be as nice as possible.
My response:

"Well, you might make it out alive but it sure won't be a fun ride. You might be covered in poop. Hopefully your friends are nice enough to dig you out of horse poop.

Good luck with that."

Here's his response back:

"thank you very much for your time! Actually I still don't know what you meant with covered in poop. I just thought I would all go through and in the end my friends could grow me back. I googled about that but could not find any good answer too, I know a horse has a stomach and intestins or so and a retum and colon, but I don't know what would happen there or what it would look like. I don't want to bother you either, but maybe you could write something like, first Max would swallow me, I would be there, that would happen, I would be see the intestins, I would be there and I would be in Max' retum, and than I would be there, Max would lift his tail, my friends would find me they would grow me back, I would have prove them wrong. What would happen if my friends are not nice to dig me out? Actually one of my friends told me there would be no need for the bucket because I would be a little cloud and I could fly after coming out of Max again and they would just dig my shell out of Max' apples and keep it as a souvenir, I don't know what he meant with that either -.-"

At this point I'm still trying to remain calm while considering smashing my head into my computer screen. My response:

"I haven't exactly been swallowed by a horse, so I couldn't explain what it would be like. I don't believe anyone has, so Google won't help you now.

Just be sure to bring a camera with you and put the video on YouTube."

No response back. Hope he takes my advice.

2009-08-13T16:58:00.001-05:00

I think YOU need to be incarcerated, Einstein.

Blogged with the Flock Browser

YouTube - Bruno Kammerl jumps

2009-08-08T23:05:00.001-05:00

YouTube - Bruno Kammerl jumps

I don't know how legit this is but it's still pretty much awesome.

Blogged with the Flock Browser

YouTube - Girl vs Bus Roof

2009-08-04T20:46:00.001-05:00

YouTube - Girl vs Bus Roof

Ouch.

Blogged with the Flock Browser

This is why you're fat.

2009-08-03T14:22:00.000-05:00

This is why you're fat.

The world is gross.

Nintendocore?

2009-08-01T23:31:00.001-05:00

I recently discovered a new music genre that, really, I had no idea even existed. It sounded awful ridiculous at first, but since it was apparently related to Nintendo and video games, I just had to check it out. That genre is called Nintendocore. And it’s my new favorite kind of music. I donn’t know why I like it but it’s just awesome. See for yourself if you’ll get hooked like I did.

Nintendocore and 8-bit.

Music: Julian Plenti Is...Skyscraper by Julian Plenti - Rhapsody Online

2009-07-30T19:57:00.000-05:00

Music: Julian Plenti Is...Skyscraper by Julian Plenti - Rhapsody Online

I heard a while back on spinner.com that this was going to really suck, but you can't trust those AOL retards. It's Interpol's side project, and it sounds reasonably similar. Basically, it's pretty much awesome. Have a listen.

Confessions of a Grammar Nazi

2009-07-27T18:55:00.001-05:00

Have you noticed that no one can type right on the internet? Is it because people just can't type? I can recite the keyboard alphabet backwards and type with my toes using perfect grammar (quite fast too). The internet is full of people abusing the English language. "People" meaning "teenagers", and we all know teenagers are the root of all evil. I'm not a teenager, I come from another planet where there are no teenagers. Well, there are, but they are well-behaved so they really aren't teenagers.
So, here are examples of variants of the English language, used by teenagers.

First, the gangsta swagga language. Word up, home skillet biscuits..
"DEM BOIZ AINT GOT NUTHIN ON ME I GOT MO SWAGGA THAN YO POZER GANGSTAS OUT THAR I GIT MO HOMIEZ ON MYSPACE AN YO AINT IN MAH TOP 8 OOOOOOOOOOOO BUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!1"

Ow. My eyes.

Next comes the language used by a texting female teenager in her natural environment.
"lyk ommgggggg ur goin out wit jake lyk omgggg i just broke up wit him lyk a week ago we wer goin out 4 lyk a whole day i wuz lyk sooooooooo sad i wuz cryin all nite 4 him but lyk i didnt even no his name till lyk u just said it lyk a sec ago loooooooool"

This next one is the language used by female teenagers. I guess it's an attempt to make the English language as annoying as possible.
"&& I love him; && we text all night under the moonlight; && we both overuse punctuation; && I use too many ampersands for some reason I don't know; && all I know is that I love him because we both cannot type; && I love him, <3"

And last, but definitely not least, the depressive emo teenager lingo.
"so today my boyfriend broke up with me xx and we have been together for like a whole week xx and so i cried all nite xx and thought like i really need a razor so i can cut myself xx and give a bad name to all those poor cutters who really are suffering xx and need help xx and make them look like idiots even though they arent but i am xxxx"

So, please, the English language is being beaten and abused by millions of teenagers every day. You can help to stop the suffering just by paying attention and giving thought to your typing. Together, we can save the English language.

*bows* Thank you.

Yum yum yum!

2009-07-22T18:44:00.001-05:00

I got bored and made this up while thinking of my friend who just moved. We would do skits like this on the school bus last year just to freak people out.

Person #2: It looks like you've got something good in there...
Person #1: Want me to show you? Come closer...
Person #2: *gasp*
Person #1: Ssshh! Be quiet...
Person #2: Wow...look how big it is...and so long...
Person #1: Wanna bite it?
Person #2: Sure...mmm...it tastes delicious...
Person #1 and Person #2: *moan in pleasure*
Person #2: Mmm...the "creamy filling" is yummy...
Person #1: I know, my mom makes the best chocolate éclairs! I'm glad she put some in my lunch box today!

TWLOHA...

2009-07-14T20:09:00.002-05:00

To Write Love On Her Arms has greatly affected my life. I was very depressed for a long time until I discovered TWLOHA. It's made me realize that there are others that feel the way I do, and I'll get through the rough points in my life. It's inspired me to change and have a whole new outlook on life. I support it so others who feel the way I did can be enlightened and also help others who felt the way they did.

2009-07-14T19:25:00.001-05:00

2009-07-14T19:12:00.002-05:00

2009-07-14T18:42:00.002-05:00

2009-07-14T18:27:00.001-05:00

2009-07-14T18:24:00.001-05:00

tokidoki bag. MUST. HAVE.

2009-07-12T19:31:00.002-05:00

I screamed when I saw the price though.
You wanna know it? Oh no, I shouldn't. It'll scar you for life. Well, if you really wanna...but don't say I didn't warn you...

$120!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah. Not a pretty sight. Something out of a horror movie, that price tag.
So, I'm thinking what I should do. I kinda need a fanny pack-style bag. I wanna have a bag to carry my stuff in I always need at school (due to the fact that my retarded school tore the lockers out for some reason. To torture us I guess) or when I go out or whatever, but I hate having to HOLD A *beep* BAG. It's annoying. So I thought a fanny pack would solve all my problems in life. But, if you know one thing about me, it's that I can't settle for something simple and cheap and easy. NOOOOO, I MUST HAVE A *beep*ING DESIGNER FANNY PACK!!!!!

It'd take all my money if I were to buy it. I kinda don't want to have, like, no money. Because what if I need to buy some other designer thing, you know?!
B-U-T, my birthday IS coming up (September 24 to be exact, hint hint), and I'll probably get a ton of money then because I'm a spoiled little brat. Then I could afford it and still have a bit of spare change in my Fisher-Price ATM bank. Or I could just, like, ASK for it, and I'd probably get it for my birthday plus a ton of money.

Ah, so many options.

You know, it's great being an only child.

2009-07-02T22:46:00.001-05:00

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!!!

2009-06-30T22:50:00.002-05:00

No, wait, he isn't. He croaked yesterday. He will forever be yelling ads in our hearts, and OxiClean will forever be in our laundry.
I LOVE these outfits.

View 'cewl outfits' on Polyvore

I want one of those keyboard/piano belts. I was going to get one once but instead I got one with these cool photos all around it. I ordered it online though, and when it came I found it was WAAAAAAY too big (my waist size was between two sizes, so I went a size up, but I guess I should have gone a size down). I'm gonna try to chop it up some and try to get it down a bit smaller though. I'm probably gonna screw it up but ah well, it's too big anyway.
I still want one of those piano belts. In a smaller size, of course.

R.I.P. Michael Jackson. :(

2009-06-28T23:15:00.001-05:00

Michael Jackson is dead.
That doesn’t sound right.
Hard to believe. People like that aren’t supposed to die…
Well, anyway, let’s change the subject. So I went on a major shopping spree recently. Yep. Bought out the whole Hot Topic (almost). And got these EFFING BEAUTIFUL NEW CONVERSE.

See, what’d I tell you, EFFING BEAUTIFUL.
The picture doesn’t do justice though. In real life they are bolder and costmore EFFFING BEAUTIFUL!
I love them. I want to wear them every day for the rest of my life but I don’t want to wear them out either.
They’re so cute and colorful it’s like I want to eat them. If candy were a shoe it would look – and feel – like these do.
You wish you had them. But that’s not gonna happen. They were $60 at Journeys. See, told you it wasn’t gonna happen.
Well worth it though.
My dad got jealous though. He wanted them. 0_0 We’re kinda in a shoe competition. I got cool shoes, he got cool shoes too, and now he’s doing it again – after I got this pair, he got ~~one~~ ~~two~~ ~~two~~ ~~TWO~~ ~~TWO~~ TWO EFFING PAIRS OF ED HARDY SHOES.
Two.
Two.
TWO.
TWO.
TWO.

(I’m having fun with this new blog publisher program.)

Do you know how much those things cost?!
~~$60 $70 $80 $90 $300~~ AT LEAST $100. ~~He did get them on sale for $50 though.~~
Fine, ok, you win Dad, just don’t go in debt.

Anyway, yesterday I went to my cousin’s birthday party. It was at the laser tag arena…again. It’s fun though. All of his little 10 and 11 year old friends (my cousin’s 12 though, he got held back a year at school) who lived right next door to that laser tag arena and camped out there all the time were at the party of course. I thought I was gonna get pwned by them again, like last time, but this time I was the one doing the pwning. Yup, I won 1st place. And I got a rad button for my button collection. Yeah, I’m pretty much awesome.

OMG Pikachu Headphones

2009-06-15T20:40:00.001-05:00

I WANT THOSE PIKACHU HEADPHONES.
I could really jam out with those things.
Hey, what’s everyone been listening to on these lazy summer days?
I’ve been rocking out to old Filter stuff (none of that “Anthems for the Damned” new crap). You know, some bands just need to realize when to just break up. Like, they make good stuff, but then they just lose it but keep making stuff and it’s awful and it ruins the band’s image. Anyone feelin’ me here?
Yeah, you know, there aren’t many good NEW artists. At least they aren’t very popular. I hate these pop “singers” who are just ruining music, you know? And there’s just too many of them…agh, I hate it.
Okay, I’m off my soapbox for today. Thank you for your attention. *bows and walks away*

Gaia Online anyone??

2009-06-04T19:24:00.001-05:00

Yup, now I'm addicted to Gaia. What's next, drugs?
Anyway, you need to get hooked on it too, if you haven't already. Be sure to add me by clicking my adorable avatar below:

Long Time, No Blog

2009-05-16T02:03:00.001-05:00

Ah, well, lately I’ve been busy and haven’t had time to blog. End-of-year exams at school. And there’s still more to come. But luckily it’ll all be over next Wednesday…
SUMMER VACATION.
FINALLY.
The year was much too long. Sadly, though, the break will be much too short.
Anyway, I’ve also gotten addicted to yet another thing on the internet – vSide. It’s awesome, though, but I’m spending waaaaaay too much time on it, although I spend all day on the internet anyway.
OH BTW. I happen to be typing this on my BRAND NEW FANCY SHINY LAPTOP!!!!!! Yup, I finally got one. It’s a fancy special edition Toshiba that’s got EVERYTHING. It has a webcam, it can burn CDs, it looks really pretty, has great sound quality, and…pretty much everything awesome. I’m in love with it. <3

So yeah, be jealous.

Why I Hate Oasis

2009-05-04T18:20:00.002-05:00

Oh, nevermind. I don't hate them. They're the best band in the world, after all! Don't take it from me, take it from Oasis themselves!

"We are the best band out there, even better than Radiohead!"

Ain't that the truth! Radiohead ruined Oasis anyway! OASIS WERE THE MOST IMPORTANT BRITISH BAND SINCE THE BEATLES UNTIL STINKIN' RADIOHEAD CAME ALONG!! Take it from Noel Gallagher (vocalist of Oasis) himself!

"I think I could have said, without any argument, till the year 2000 Oasis were the most important British band since The Beatles. But I think Radiohead have been important and I think Coldplay may yet turn out to be important but not so much now."

Radiohead is too deep anyway! Ooh, don't take my word for it! Even Oasis said so!

"If you wanna go to a concert to think about things and scratch your head, go see Radiohead. If you wanna go to a concert and see a *beep*ing awesome rock band - come see us."

Oh, but wait! Noel openly admitted recently that most Oasis songs don't mean anything! The lyics are just random meaningless crap that happens to sound good together. Noel said that no matter how much you think about the words to "Don't Look Back in Anger", they're never going to make any sense.

Who are we scratching our heads over this time, huh?

But Radiohead must die! TAKE IT FROM NOEL GALLAGHER!

"Radiohead should just go get AIDS and die."

(Yeah, all those quotes are the real deal.)

Cool Custom Converse I'd Kill For

2009-04-30T20:55:00.000-05:00

I think it's awesome when people pimp out plain Converse and sell them through the internet. It's pretty rad. Here's some I've found that I wish I made, or at least had the money to buy :P

AAAAAAH THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!! These are my favorite for sure...

You can never go wrong with Mario.

OOOOOH THEY'RE SO INTRICATE AND PERFECT LOOKING. Looks just like the album cover to "Hail To The Theif". Made by the same talented being who made the Mario ones.

Win.

AAAAAH SO JAPANESE AND PRETTY.

Decided to throw some Vans in with the mix because they were too rad. I see Radiohead is a favorable subject for custom shoes.

The Trials and Tribulations of Piki.

2009-04-09T20:25:00.002-05:00

Ha, that title should be the name of this blog. Eh, too long.
Well, I got into a lovely arguement with my dad and now he won't answer the phone. As if I WANT to talk to him.
So recently I got some Hard Rock Cafe buttons, and I got to thinking about my large button collection. I'm wondering what I should do with them all, I don't even know what I did with them all, chances are I've lost them all. I have a jean jacket here, it used to be my mom's but I don't care. It's really stiff and old though, it needs to be softened up a bit. But I thought my buttons and patches and stuff woulld look rad on that, don't you think? Yeah, I oughta get that thing washed and stuff.
Well, I'm finally learning a song on my guitar. I've learned the intros of about 10000000 songs because I would start learning a song, then give up at the middle of it. So yeah. But THIS time, I really AM learning a song. Cool, right? It's "Something in the Way" by Nirvana. I always liked that song. So, yeah, I'm pretty happy about that.

@#$%!

2009-03-23T22:12:00.000-05:00

Hello cruel world.
So, recently I got my eyes checked. I've been wearing glasses for, like, two years now, so it was about time to have them checked again. Plus I needed new glasses because my old ones, like, completly SNAPPED. So yeah. Turns out I'm even more blind now than I was before! I got Converse frames for my new glasses. They came in today. They look great, but I never wear glasses in photos, or anywhere except when going out, going to school, or watching TV.
Anyyyyyyyyyyyway.
Bought a bunch of rad shirts yesterday. They're, like, raaaaad.
The following terrible things are happening tomorrow on Terrible Tuesday:
-Have to go to some....thing at school. I have no idea WHERE it is, WHEN it is, WHAT it is, or WHY I'm supposed to go to it. But the teacher said it was grueling, so that's all I know.
-Have to do some...thing. See, for Social Studies class, we got in groups and had to make some band inspired on Latin American music. I was like, "Yay, music, fun". NOT. I just...can't work with people, OK?!?! So tomorrow, we have to do our final presentation of some song trhat I had originally written (which was EPIC EPIC AWESOME), but then some bossy kid was all like, "NO! You do this, and you do this...", and I was like, "I'M SUPPOSED TO WRITE THE SONG, NOT YOU, SON OF A @#$%!", and he was like, "I'm not writing it!", and I was like, "THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!!!!!". So yeah.
-Survive. Which seems impossible.
BTW I'm failing math. Not doing so great in other subjects either. Yay yay hoooooraaaaay. I've always gotten all A++++++++++++++ (infinity plus), but I guess I'm too stressed and upset all the time to do worth a crap anymore. People always have told me I know too much, and I guess I do. Fact is, I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!! Not just about school stuff either. I mean about the whole world, and everyone in it. I know everything about you too. JK. But they say I think too much, that I need to just "be a kid", enjoy myself, but I can't anymore. For some reason, all these things I know get to me more now than they did before. People ask me HOW I know. I tell them I'm smart. And it's true - I think too much, I'm smart. I know these things that most people will never, ever realize. People say that I shouldn't know, but why shouldn't I? You can't just ignore all the awful things happening all around you, as you read this, that you never think, about, that you never care about. SOMEONE has to know
...I guess I just think too much.

Fweeheehee

2009-03-10T19:14:00.000-05:00

HELLO! *waves*
Today I didn't go to school.
I DIDN'T YESTERDAY EITHER!
I've been pretty sick.
Slept till 1:10 p.m. today.
So yeah.
Got another iTunes card for being sick. I should get sick more often.
Anyyyyyywayyyy, I ordered lots of Emily The Strange stuff recently, and it came today. I got this awesome shirt with red and black guitars all over it, another with Emily and all these speakers, and it says "Loud and Proud", a pack of buttons (one of them broke somehow, dammit), a watch (instead of a 12 it has a 13 on it, teehee), and an awesome poster.
Okay. Well.
I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grammys and Busyness

2009-02-10T16:33:00.000-06:00

Sorry I haven't posted in, like, EVER.I've been SOOOOOOOOO busy lately. On top of it, my dad's making me do all this stuff, and I have, like, no time to do anything anymore. I'm just too busy!! AAAH I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!!!!But, anyway...DID YA WATCH THE GRAMMYS?!?! I SURE DID!!!!!! STAYED UP TILL A GOOD 11:00 SUNDAY NIGHT!!!!!!
It was pretty good, I suppose. The best parts about it were Coldplay and Radiohead (English bands are best). The Led Zep dude and that country lady (odd combination, if you ask me) won Album of the Year. Radiohead should of got it. "In Rainbows" was, like, an awesome album. But, yeah, whatever. They played there, at least. The Jonas Brothers gave me a headache. I'm sorry everyone, but they just aren't talented. Pretty obnoxious, really. Didn't deserve to play with Stevie Wonder. >:O Green Day was there, too. Didn't play there, bummer, but ah well. I was expecting M.I.A. to plop that baby out right on stage there. Um, who else played? Right, ah, Sugarland, but country ain't mah thang. Surprising, sorta, because I was born and still am in the way down Southern Mississippi, where we eat fried dead stuff and have Southern accents. Well, I don't, but I'm treated like a freak, so there ya go. Oh, there was U2 too...they're, like, awesome. And, uh, Paul McCartney and Dave Grohl...yep. And probably a bunch of other people, but those were the standouts for me.

I just remembered something.

2009-01-22T21:54:00.002-06:00

My house it located RIGHT BY railroad tracks. Trains pass through here all the time, and it's like a mini-earthquake every time. It's also EXTREMELY noisy. People always ask me, "How do you sleep at night?!". But, the fact is, you get used to it, and the trains start becoming just a part of your life.
So, one day, not very long ago, a man commited suicide on the tracks. I wasn't there at the time, so I didn't get to see it for myself. My dad, though, did. The poor guy just parked his car right there on the tracks. There was a loud crash, and that was that. I was just looking out my bedroom window, gazing at the tracks, and I thought of that. It's almost a little scary thinking that someone killed themself just a few feet from where I live.

Hello Kitty Pizza

2009-01-20T21:31:00.002-06:00

How could they turn the world's cutest character into something so disgusting?

My First Guitar

2009-01-20T18:50:00.007-06:00

Well, I got my first guitar. It's an acoustic Fender Hello Kitty. There it is, over to the left and right there. Pretty, ain't it? 'Course I can't play a thing on it yet. Well, I'm doing all right with the C chord. But there's still much to learn.

The strap is rather hideous, but it's only temporary; I'm hoping to get one that matches the guitar soon. I must use a strap though, as I cannot hold it right without one.

I also find it necessary to use a pick. Right now I'm settling with an Aly & AJ one I just happened to have, but perhaps I can get a pick that matches the guitar also. Doubt that'll happen. I mean, they make 'em, but...well, I've got $200, I think I can afford a guitar strap and a pick.

It really is a nice guitar. It's a Fender, and it sounds great. It's normally sized and everything too...and also shiny and pretty. :D

I'm practicing pretty hard on it. I'm certaintly not going to give up on learning it.

I'm pretty darn proud of it--and myself.

There is not much to say.

2009-01-16T17:18:00.000-06:00

I fell in love and had my heart broken on the very same day.
Both for the very same person.
I don't think my pain can worsen.
I wonder if he's happy.
He and his girlfriend are too sappy.
Is this how it ends?
Can we still be friends?
I am a poet.
I didn't even know it.
Until today.
Please, won't you stay?
He (literally) stole everything from me.
I fell for him, but now I see
That we just weren't meant to be.
*crosses out last line* NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!! Start that over.
I fell for him, but now I see
That we were meant to be.
What do you see in her?
I guess we never were.
*crosses out whole sappy poem* *bangs head against wall* ALL RIGHT!!! Lemme explain.Todayirealizedihadamajorcrushongavinandlaterfoundouthathehasagirlfriendandtheykissedatthedanceandshesabitch.
...got that all?
He also stole one of my gloves today.
He owes me, like, $100 worth in damages and losses.
Screw this.

Rockin' Through The Week.

2009-01-07T22:29:00.001-06:00

I've been using this Clearasil (or however you spell it) stuff on my acne and it's helping it clear up a lot, but, well, it basically burns the pimples off. I get a rather intense burning sensation after applying it, and today I awoke to find my skin peeling and flaking like crazy.
But anyway, off the topic of acne and onto the topic of music. I got $40 worth of iTunes money for Christmas (one $25 gift card, another $15). I loaded the $25 dollar one onto iTunes yesterday and have spent all but 1 measly dollar of it. The reason being because I found these three amazing bands: Interpol, Filter, and Linkin Park. I just started getting into their music, and all three of them are great. Interpol's "Obstacle 1" is one of the best songs I've ever heard, Filter's "Hey Man Nice Shot" is verrry addicting, and Linkin Park's "In The End" and "What I've Done" are great.
Sheesh, I can't afford to like anymore new bands...
My iPod has been tweaked to perfection. I just messed around with it today and now it's perfect. I bought all the songs I heard recently that I liked, I deleted the damn Hannah Montana song I mistakenly downloaded (IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!), deleted the Christmas music, AND deleted all the doubles of songs. My new backpack has a perfect little pocket made for an iPod too. Isn't that conveinient?!
My backpack rocks. My iPod rocks.
Life rocks.

QVC computers-EXPOSED!

2009-01-01T18:56:00.001-06:00

Haha, I was just watching QVC (you know, the home shopping channel) when they showed this really cute, tiny, amazing HP computer. It seemed like a computer sent from above. It was very small and light, had good statistics for a computer its size, had a webcam and wireless internet card built in, came with Correl PaintShop (which the lady on QVC mistakenly called "Photoshop") and Windows Vista, and was just $600. What more could you want?
Well, a caller's son knew the answer to that question. The caller (whom, well, called in) said that their son had a question about this supposedly holy computer - what kind of video card did it have?
"AHA!" I exclaimed, who had been watching the show from my couch, still in my PJ's. "I didn't even think about the video card!"
Well, the QVC ladies confessed that it did not have a video card, neither did it have a CD-ROM drive. My mom and I had been pondering on the thought of buying it, but after that info was exposed, we decided it wasn't the best buy.
Also, sadly for the caller and her clever son, they had already purchased the crappy computer. *hums funeral music*
BTW, what does QVC stand for anyway?!

burp

2008-12-31T00:32:00.002-06:00

LOL, I seriously burped while typing the title.
Yeah, sorry I haven't been posting, but it's vacation, and not much is happening.
I see these commercials on TV for Barack Obama...everything. Obama coins, Obama plates...next thing you know there's probably going to be an Obama movie.
*hears TV show talking about an Obama movie*
O_O
Not to say I don't LOVE The Obamer, though...
The other day my aunt dropped off bags and boxes of clothes at our house. Me and my mom went through them ALL. Most of it was crap. There was these hideous frog PJ's in the load of stuff, and my mom is making me wear them. Now I kinda think they're cute...
I also got a few cute shirts out of the load, and, best of all, the coolest purse EVER. I have a total weakness for purses and bags. I have a HUGE collection of them. This one has a yin-yang sign heart and a peace sign on it. It's just the right size for me, and it's just the coolest thing ever. I put some of the buttons I got for Christmas on it. It's way awesome.
Also, did I tell you guys? I'm trashing my adorable-yet-HUGE Hello Kitty bookbag for a peace sign backpack I got for Christmas. It's going to be really nice to not have to carry around - with both hands - a giant 20-pound bookbag. NOW, I can carry that 20 pounds on my back, which makes it feel, um...less like 20 pounds.
ALSO, VH1 has a new series - 100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs. It's going on all week. It's really interesting.
Life is good.

It's over.

2008-12-27T20:15:00.001-06:00

Christmas is over. Won't be happenin' for another 363 days.
I got some pretty rad stuff. I got Guitar Hero World Tour, which is amazingly fun. I was playing Misery Business on it when Hayley Willams kinda just came up in the game. Raaad.
Also got a special edition of AFI's album Sing The Sorrow album (IN MINT CONDITION!). It's, like, a book, then it's got their movie (called Clandestine) and the actual Sing The Sorrow CD (which includes the song "Reiver's Music" in this thingy) in it. They only made 20,000 of them and they usually go for around $100-$200. ALSO got a Skelanimals plushie, the movie for "The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter" (so what if it's old, I liked the book), and LOTS of clothes and accesories. Like lots of To Write Love On Her Arms stuff, LOTS of socks (most of which have Skelanimals or Hello Kitty on them), an AFI shirt (yeah, another one), a Skelanimals shirt, lots of Skelanimals accesories, a Pikachu shirt, an adorable Emily The Strange hat thingy (it's like a winter cap with cat ears), a Nirvana shirt, a Paramore scarf, lots of awesome fingerless gloves, lots of buttons, Kuromi necklaces, a speaker dock for my iPod, new in-ear earbuds (I lost my old ones...) an AFI poster (yet another one), a rather gaudy AFI necklace (eh, I'm just hanging it in my room; it looks nice there), anpther AFI necklace with a guitar pick on it, a book about zodiac, TONS of candy, Wii Fit so I can lose some weight after all the candy, and lots more stuff too.
So yeah, I have bragging rights. Ah, it's great being an only child...
I also got my SocialVibe pink ball today. It's my late Christmas present from socialvibe.com.
Also I found out with the zodiac book that my lucky numbers are 6 and 9...O_O'

Doing rather badly.

2008-12-23T02:26:00.000-06:00

For a few days after that little "adventure", my legs were hurting terribly. I could barely walk. They're feeling better now, though. But I do believe I have a cold of some sort. Monica spat up in my face the other day, so it was bound to happen. I'm probably gonna be sick as a dog by Christmas. That's gonna be sad; waking up Christmas day with a sore throat, runny nose...ew.
Ah, hopefully that won't happen.
I went to a Christmas party the other day, hosted my rather rich aunt, who takes me out shopping often and everyone thinks she's my mom, even though she's actually, like, 70 years old.
There was all of this fancy food laid out on the large dining room table, with Christmassy plates and bowls and utensils and such. I grabbed a roll and put mayo and dijon mustard and ham on it and ate that, then some crackers. Later on I slathered a roll with mustard because I got kinda hungry. Then I ate 6 cookies and 3 pieces of fudge, which I made myself for the party.
Yeah, I actually cooked something. It was pretty good too.
Then we opened presents. I got a ton of clothes, pajamas, and jewelry. It's all rather nice though. I also got LOTS of rather professional artist supplies, a rather nice peace bookbag, and a rather dumb, uh, microscope thingy.
Ah well, something was bound to dissapoint.
My aunt has those Christmas parties every year, and one year I got this...safe. Yeah, a big, bulky, useless safe. My dad told someone I wanted it or something.
Well, it broke the day after I got it. I stuck the key in, and it never came out. My cousin got the same safe, and his broke too. I still have that safe, and it's taking up a rather large amount of space in my room. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with the thing, which probably cost over $100.
The same fate shall come to that stupid microscope, which is also rather big in size.

It's Christmas vacation.

2008-12-19T13:47:00.000-06:00

Hallelujah.
Today at school, everyone who rides my bus was standing there near the school, waiting for our bus. It wasn't coming. We waited forever, but there was no bus in sight. Everyone else was home. Monica and some others started walking home. I followed Monica, and I was like, "Where are you going?! Come back! Wait with me for the bus! Wait FOR me!"
She kept right on walking though. She called her mom on her cell phone and she was going to pick them up halfway there. Although I didn't want to leave Monica, I slowly started my way back to the school, lugging my 20-pound pound Hello Kitty bookbag with me, hoping Monica would change her mind and follow me back.
She didn't.
On the way back to the school, I spotted our bus. I called to the people who were walking home to come back, but they didn't hear me. I ran as quick as possible back to the school, but my rather heavy bookbag dragged me down. But I kept on, screaming, "WAIT FOR ME!!" I made to the bus stop, flailing around, hearing the laughter of my fellow bus riders. I hurriedly climbed onto the bus, collapsed in a seat, extremely worn out.
After that adventure, I'm pretty tired.

The most amazing Christmas light display EVER.

2008-12-16T18:47:00.001-06:00

So yesterday I was in the car with my mom and dad and all that jazz, when we drove by this house with the most extravagant Christmas light display on planet Earth.
OMG, it was insane.
There was a sign that told people to tune their radios to this certain channel, and it would play Christmas music and this TOTALLY CRAZY light display would flash to the beat.
OMG. It was unlike anything in this world. It's indescribable. Just think of the most coolest, most craziest light display ever, and you'd have a pretty good idea of this thing.
The house's electric bill, though, was probably higher than the flashy multicolored dancing Christmas tree that was in the center of it all.
My dad commented, "I would like to see this thing flash to Miss Murder."
Damn, I wish I had brought my camera. I would have filmed that eighth wonder of the world.

Danced the night away.

2008-12-13T12:13:00.002-06:00

Last night at the dance was amazing.
Haley was there. She told me she wasn't gonna be there just to get away from me. She was there, and she tried to run away at first because she's still mad at me. But eventually we sorta made up.
So, I ate a bunch of candy. Waaaaaay too much.
Ah well.
I decided to set my snowflake purse down because it was getting in my way. I took the money out of it before I did though, because I KNEW I was gonna lose it.
And I did.
It was worth it, though.
I guess I got sugar drunk or something, and I did something I never thought I could do.
I stood out in the middle of the dancefloor and seriously danced, dude.
I was actually pretty good. I never had actually danced before, so yeah...
There's this totally mean girl at my school. She totally judges people (especially by their ethnicity), but for some reason everyone wants to be her friend.
Well anyway, she was trying to embarass the hell out of me, but I didn't care. She videotaped me with her phone, and I just waved right at the phone.
My friend Brandon requested Welcome To The Jungle, and I shouted, "YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE, BABY!!!!!" right into Haley's ear and seriously got down.
Everyone just loved me. I was the star of the dancefloor. The life of the party.
One girl told me I really need to try out for dance team next year. Another girl asked me to hug her. A thousand people asked me to dance with them. Quite a few guys asked me out.
It was preeeetty funny.

Snow & More.

2008-12-11T22:08:00.002-06:00

Today it snowed.
For a minute.
It frickin' snowed in southern Mississippi.For 60 seconds, but it was still awesome.
I saw it. Snow. First time in my life.
Today, I also finished the book I've been reading, The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter. I'm the first person in the history of our middle school to finish reading it. The librarian was going on and on about how proud he was that I actually finished it.
It's not like it wasn't interesting. It was hella interesting. I totally loved it. It was just...heavy. Both emotionally AND physically.
So, anyway, there will be a Christmas dance at our school tomorrow, from 6:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. I'm totally going. I didn't go to the last one, but I think I oughta go to this one.
I wonder if Monica and Haley will be there. Monica has been out the past two days. Haley was out today.
But hopefully they'll be there...
So anyway, there will be a contest for the most Christmas spirit.There will be multiple winners though. I'm so totally gonna be one of them. I went with my mom yesterday to the mall and got the following jolly items:
-A way-awesome-yet-rather-gaudy headband. It makes my head look like a Christmas tree, complete with lights.
-The cuutest little glittery snowman necklace. I already had a necklace I planned on wearing, but this one was just to cute to pass up.
-Pretty red and green beaded bracelets with a Santa monkey charm on them. Aww.
-Red and green shimmery nail polish. I just painted my nails with them.
-Red fingerless gloves. Way cool.
I'll also wear my Christmas tree shirt, black pants, aaaand a snowflake purse, which I'll stash my camera and money in.I'll take loads of pictures for you guys. Hopefully.

Terrible Tuesday.

2008-12-09T16:25:00.001-06:00

My friend Haley is mad at me, I exploded a packet of sour cream all over myself, my gym clothes ran away and now they're somewhere in the school, I need to finish a book tonight, everyone in the school thinks I eat my boogers (because of Haley...), and EXAMS are next week.

This week is hell.

Look, it's Friday.

2008-12-06T00:50:00.002-06:00

Friday just snuck up on me. W00t.
Our school has a rat and mouse problem. There was a dead rat in my drama class. o_o
Shithouse school.
Anywaaaaaaay...Hm, ok, I just read this AFI fanfic, and its description of Jade Puget sounded more like Sid Vicious.
LOL. Seriously.
Wow, I'm not sure why I never heard of this, but I just found out about Davey Havok's clothing line, Zu Boutique.
I want one of those shirts! xO
They're $63 though. Good holy crap.
Not to say I couldn't afford it though. They only make *100* of each, and they're each individually numbered.
Coooooooool.

Haha.

2008-11-29T00:23:00.003-06:00

LOL.

Performing live at a Game Stop near you.

2008-11-28T22:06:00.002-06:00

Today I went to the mall.
I bought a tiny crystal guitar for my dad for Christmas. It had been in this little store for years, and my dad was always aweing over it. It was $35, but the store was going out of business, so it was on sale. But I had to haggle and bargain a bit to get the price down to $20-including tax.
I'm really mad at him now though. I kinda didn't want to get it for him.
Well, you see, we never got along very well. But just recently I got my school pictures in. I thought I looked nerdy and my hair was a mess, but everyone at school thought I looked nice.But then my idiot dad said that it was just an "ugly duckling" stage.
I got so upset. I was crying a lot, but luckily my mom was there, and told me that he was just being an idiot.Then he started getting mad at me for getting upset. He said I shouldn't take it seriously. But how couldn't I?! HE CALLED ME A FUCKING UGLY DUCKLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I never want to see him again.
But I had to today.
Well, you see, he came to look at some stuff in Hot Topic I wanted with my mom.So while they were doing their crap in there, I wandered off to the Game Stop next door. I played Guitar Hero and Rock Band until my 'rents were done.
So then dad left, so my mom and I went to Hot Topic to buy a set of Skelanimals ornaments I saw. They're really cute. :D
So after we were done in there, I dragged Mom back into Game Stop. After some other guys were done playing Rock Band, I picked up the mic, chose "Girl's Not Grey" by the almighty AFI, and belted it out.
Well, not very loud. Pretty quiet actually. Hell, it was a mall.
But I did VERY well due to the fact that I know that song by heart. I got it all on pitch, and a crowd gathered to watch. I felt sooo much better after that. I felt so...satisfied.
Yup, SATISFIED.

Twilight With Monica...

2008-11-23T19:42:00.000-06:00

Yesterday I went to see Twilight with Monica :) I haven't actually read the books, but I was considering it. :P But I've been so busy I don't have much time to read big books. xP But anyway, I saw it today and it was pretty good. It was cute. x3
Before the movie though, we hung out in her room and plugged my iPod into her speakers and jammed. :D
Alsooooo, Monica gave me my belated birthday presents. My birthday was 2 months ago, but ah well. xD Well, she got me quite the bit of stuff. I guess it's because for her birthday, I got her a big box loaded with jewelry. x3
So anyway, I got:
-Some adorable PJ's. They have skullys on them! x3
-nail polish (pink, and top coat) which came with flip-flops. Out of season, but I'll wear them next summer! x)
-The cuuuuuuuutest handbag EVER. It's, like, designer, and it's black with little heart keychains and such hanging all over it. She knows I'm a sucker for cute handbags. I've got a million of them.
-a wallet with hearts on it to go with the handbag. :D

So then, after we saw the movie and such, we ordered pizza. :D
It was quite the fun day. :)

Things I'm Happy About.

2008-11-21T16:04:00.002-06:00

1. My new shirt isn't so bad after all.
2. It's Thanksgiving vacation.
3. I took some good photos of myself this morning. :D
4. I'm going with my friend Monica on Saturday to see Twilight! :D
5. I realized I don't care what people think of me. :)

2008-11-18T18:15:00.003-06:00

Piki's NEW Golden Rule: NEVER buy anything band-related from anywhere except the band's official website.EVER.
Well, you see, that shirt I ordered came in today.
Now I'm stuck with a cheap reproduction AFI shirt.
It's made in Honduras.
They don't even have fucking running water in Honduras.
I mean WTF.
I even overpaid for the damn thing.
The site I bought it from doesn't accept returns either, "unless there is a noticable error in the item". Yeah, there's a noticable error-THE THING'S CHEAP AS HELL!
It looks exactly the same as the real thing though. It's just...you know, made from seriously cheap material and all that.
Ah well. I'll wear it anyway. Even though it's winter. I'll just layer it...

Waaah.

2008-11-11T16:48:00.002-06:00

My dad hates my progress report grades, even though they're all A's.
I mean WTF?
Also, Brandon and Gavin were moved away from my seat in math class today. :/
Today sucks.

Blah blah blah.

2008-11-10T17:04:00.002-06:00

I ordered one of those shirts.
The blue one.
I can't wait for it to come in...
I saw Brandon at the grocery store today. :D
I almost have a Pink Ball on SocialVibe.
A new AFI album is coming out. I'm excited. ^_^
I found my new favorite band. Well, not my TOP fave, but they're pretty awesome.
Jaguar Love.
My dad heard them in Hot Topic, actually LIKED them (odd), and bought their CD.
Now I love them.
Ok, that's enough of my blabbing for today. :D

Shirts, Shirts, Shirts.

2008-11-08T17:05:00.003-06:00

What beauties.
I really love the second one.
I need them both though like, really bad.
I suppose I will have to order them...

Well hello.

2008-11-06T19:00:00.003-06:00

Ok, this is my first blog post here. Don't worry, this will be fun and it won't hurt a bit--well, maybe just a little. But it will still be fun--for me, anyways.
I have two blogs now. Hm. Should I keep both, or make this one my new, main one?
Nah. This will be my awesomer blog. The other one I will just post crap in, and this one will have the cool, special stuff.
But I might just end up deleting the other one all together.
But who knows?
So, anyway, there's a few people whom you must know about before you know too much about my life.
First of all, there's my friends Haley and Monica. My only REAL friends, mostly. Haley is the complete opposite of me and Monica is just like me.
Then there's my mom and dad. I'm pretty close to my mom, but I don't not get along AT ALL with my dad.
Then...there's Gavin. He's this kid who goes to my school that I'm sorta friends with. He looks just like Jade Puget from AFI. It's quite entertaining, really.
Then there's HIS friends, Brandon, Corey, and Jesse. They're the weirdos of the school. So is Gavin. So is me.
NOW, anyway. This will be a lot of fun. But it won't be so pleasant for your precious time.

The Time Murderer

Vivint Gives Back!

MEET YOUR MEAT

formspring.me

formspring.me

Whatever, y'know?

WHAT'LL HAPPEN IF I GET SWALLOWED BY A HORSE TELL ME PLZ

YouTube - Bruno Kammerl jumps

YouTube - Girl vs Bus Roof

This is why you're fat.

Nintendocore?

Music: Julian Plenti Is...Skyscraper by Julian Plenti - Rhapsody Online

Confessions of a Grammar Nazi

Yum yum yum!

TWLOHA...

tokidoki bag. MUST. HAVE.

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!!!

R.I.P. Michael Jackson. :(

OMG Pikachu Headphones

Gaia Online anyone??

Long Time, No Blog

Why I Hate Oasis

Cool Custom Converse I'd Kill For

The Trials and Tribulations of Piki.

@#$%!

Fweeheehee

Grammys and Busyness

I just remembered something.

Hello Kitty Pizza

My First Guitar

There is not much to say.

Rockin' Through The Week.

QVC computers-EXPOSED!

*burp*

It's over.

Doing rather badly.

It's Christmas vacation.

The most amazing Christmas light display EVER.

Danced the night away.

Snow & More.

Terrible Tuesday.

Look, it's Friday.

Haha.

Performing live at a Game Stop near you.

Twilight With Monica...

Things I'm Happy About.

Waaah.

Blah blah blah.

Shirts, Shirts, Shirts.

Well hello.

burp